You can sit on your bosses lap and get a promotion
When you hug a friend people wont assume your homosexual
You can cry yourself out of getting a speeding ticket
You can cry in public and not be embarrassed
If your dumb people will find it cute
Women got off the Titanic first
Adorable clothes and sexy underclothes
Your not labeled as the devil if you don't call him the next day
We look effin gorgeous in men's clothes men in ours look ridiculous
New lipstick gives a whole new lease to life
Condoms make no difference to your enjoyment of sex plus you don't have to wear one
You have the ability to dress yourself
Girls mature much faster then boys
Women who like younger men are accepted and called Cougars men who like younger girls are pedophiles and perverts that's why many are in jail d=
Men die first so we get all their money
WHY IT ALSO SUCKS TO BE A WOMAN
The risk for us to get rapped is higher then men's
Men in hockey masks attack and mug us
Our periods....suck!
Giving birth its like squeezing a watermelon out from something the size of a peach pit
Our paying salary in the working field is lower then men's
