1. The world is your urinal
2. Your not considered a slut if you sleep around too much
3. If you get hot you can whip off your shirt
4. You don't have a period to worry about,or pregnancies
5.You are free to scratch yourself in public without getting disgusted looks hey! your expected to do so!
6. You don't give a shit if someone doesn't like what your wearing
7. Your boys don't care about your newest haircut
8. Porn was designed with your mind
9. You don't have your guy friends asking you if they look fat in their jeans
Monday, 26 March 2012
Sunday, 25 March 2012
Things I hate (And love!)
THINGS I HATE
1. Bad drivers - Honestly if you can't drive don't get behind that wheel! this really pisses me off cause when I'm in some sort of hurry this asshole in front of me is unsure if he/she should either make a left or right turn and they drive realllyyyy reallllllyyyy slow!
2. Justin Beiber - Honest to god what person isn't pissed off by this fucking kid???!
3. Miley Cyrus - She's a whore...that's all I gotta say
4. Rap Music - I hate it,I'm a rocker girl I listen to my ACDC and Metallica and I'm damn happy to being doing so, I sooner dig out my eyeballs with a spoon then listening to Lil Wayne..just saying people!
5. Animal/Child Abuse - I swear to god this one pisses me off far beyond the limit If I dare ever find you I will run you down with my car and run you over then let a hungry bear eat you
6. Really Tight Pants - I don't understand how women and girls can wear really tight pants first of all how the hell do you sit down??? I like to wear jeans that fit me well and make my Kim Kardashian bubble ass look amazing and grab-able
7. Old/bad Cheesecake - I have nothing to say about this! It just makes me sad I LOVE CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. The Kardashians - Okay so let me understand these women are famous for what? their boobs and asses??? I got big boobs and a great ass WHY THE SHIT AIN'T I FAMOUS???!
9. Twilight - I think this pisses almost anyone off these aren't vampires THEY ARE FAIRIES! last time I checked after watching True Blood and Vampire Diaries Vampires don't sparkle plus I have not seen one attractive vampire in Twilight they are horrid (Damon and Stefan Salvatore *Fap fap*)
10. Overly affection couples on Facebook - Okay so I know this seems silly but I'm a single girl and I still suffer from those lonely nights alone watching Supernatural on my living room couch knowing never in my 19 years of existence and farther will I ever have a shitting chance with those sexy Winchester boys *Sobs hysterically* I hate going on Facebook cause I see happy couples in their profile pictures smooching and being all lovely dovey don't get me wrong I'm not pissing all over somebodies happiness JUST WHERE THE FUCK IS MINE???!
THINGS I LOVE!
1. Supernatural - BEST.SHOW.EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want those Winchester boys underneath my Christmas tree this year ;)
2. Poetry - I personally love reading poetry I but I really love when a man reads me poetry =)
3. Horror movies - Even the simplest blood spray excites the living fuck out of me like a child at DisneyLand I get horny by the site of blood (I AM NOT LYING! I REALLY DO!) and I that the really hot guy always dies first which leaves me upset I always root for the hot guy
4. Rocker guys/Bad boys - I don't have much to say here besides..I want to be in their beds! I go nuts for bad boys and rocker guys I love the piercings and tattoos even if he wears a leather jacket and levi jeans he has me! boys in rock bands and boys with sports cars got me wrapped around me their fingers
5. Sex- What kind of insane person doesn't like sex??????????
6. Cheesecake - I just love cheesecake I can eat it for the rest of my life
7. Babies/Kids - I just wanna hug the living crap out of them! I have bad baby fever I want a little baby so bad! I can't help but coo at one when ever I see a baby at the park or else where
8. Rock Music - I am a forever loyal ACDC fangirl as a baby my dad would play Highway To Hell to put me sleep when I was a little girl instead of wanting to be a ballerina or a model I wanted to a rock star I listen to all Classic Rock its all just so amazing to me!
9. Shopping - Every girl likes shopping I mean come on!
10. Sweet Candy Scented Perfumes - I own loads of them my current obsession in the perfume category is Pink Sugar by Aquolina its like Cotton Candy in a bottle!
1. Bad drivers - Honestly if you can't drive don't get behind that wheel! this really pisses me off cause when I'm in some sort of hurry this asshole in front of me is unsure if he/she should either make a left or right turn and they drive realllyyyy reallllllyyyy slow!
2. Justin Beiber - Honest to god what person isn't pissed off by this fucking kid???!
3. Miley Cyrus - She's a whore...that's all I gotta say
4. Rap Music - I hate it,I'm a rocker girl I listen to my ACDC and Metallica and I'm damn happy to being doing so, I sooner dig out my eyeballs with a spoon then listening to Lil Wayne..just saying people!
5. Animal/Child Abuse - I swear to god this one pisses me off far beyond the limit If I dare ever find you I will run you down with my car and run you over then let a hungry bear eat you
6. Really Tight Pants - I don't understand how women and girls can wear really tight pants first of all how the hell do you sit down??? I like to wear jeans that fit me well and make my Kim Kardashian bubble ass look amazing and grab-able
7. Old/bad Cheesecake - I have nothing to say about this! It just makes me sad I LOVE CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. The Kardashians - Okay so let me understand these women are famous for what? their boobs and asses??? I got big boobs and a great ass WHY THE SHIT AIN'T I FAMOUS???!
9. Twilight - I think this pisses almost anyone off these aren't vampires THEY ARE FAIRIES! last time I checked after watching True Blood and Vampire Diaries Vampires don't sparkle plus I have not seen one attractive vampire in Twilight they are horrid (Damon and Stefan Salvatore *Fap fap*)
10. Overly affection couples on Facebook - Okay so I know this seems silly but I'm a single girl and I still suffer from those lonely nights alone watching Supernatural on my living room couch knowing never in my 19 years of existence and farther will I ever have a shitting chance with those sexy Winchester boys *Sobs hysterically* I hate going on Facebook cause I see happy couples in their profile pictures smooching and being all lovely dovey don't get me wrong I'm not pissing all over somebodies happiness JUST WHERE THE FUCK IS MINE???!
THINGS I LOVE!
1. Supernatural - BEST.SHOW.EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want those Winchester boys underneath my Christmas tree this year ;)
2. Poetry - I personally love reading poetry I but I really love when a man reads me poetry =)
3. Horror movies - Even the simplest blood spray excites the living fuck out of me like a child at DisneyLand I get horny by the site of blood (I AM NOT LYING! I REALLY DO!) and I that the really hot guy always dies first which leaves me upset I always root for the hot guy
4. Rocker guys/Bad boys - I don't have much to say here besides..I want to be in their beds! I go nuts for bad boys and rocker guys I love the piercings and tattoos even if he wears a leather jacket and levi jeans he has me! boys in rock bands and boys with sports cars got me wrapped around me their fingers
5. Sex- What kind of insane person doesn't like sex??????????
6. Cheesecake - I just love cheesecake I can eat it for the rest of my life
7. Babies/Kids - I just wanna hug the living crap out of them! I have bad baby fever I want a little baby so bad! I can't help but coo at one when ever I see a baby at the park or else where
8. Rock Music - I am a forever loyal ACDC fangirl as a baby my dad would play Highway To Hell to put me sleep when I was a little girl instead of wanting to be a ballerina or a model I wanted to a rock star I listen to all Classic Rock its all just so amazing to me!
9. Shopping - Every girl likes shopping I mean come on!
10. Sweet Candy Scented Perfumes - I own loads of them my current obsession in the perfume category is Pink Sugar by Aquolina its like Cotton Candy in a bottle!
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