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OVERLY AFFECTIONATE COUPLES (APRIL 3rd 2012)
It always bites when you land as the third wheel,Yeah I been there a few times and its like shit in a fan, I deserve a love life as much as they do!. But that's not what I'm ranting about here its that overly affectionate couple we all encounter in our lives at least once. I used to have this girl friend who literary war shipped her boyfriend she was one of those girls who had her phone stapled to her ear and she'd talk about him 24/7 its not cute! its disturbing! and she invites you over to her house to hang out and her stupid boyfriend is there, and the entire time your there you watch them make out and talk lovingly to one another its those moments when you want to cut your own genitals off with a kite string. These people will share their love with the entire world they will post stupid fucking photo's of themselves kissing on facebook and you die a little more inside after seeing her and her ugly ass boyfriend vacuum sucking each others mouths,its gross now get your fucking asses off my couch and out of my house!. Even when you get your friend alone all she can talk about is her boyfriend and how amazing he is, he cute it is when he giggles when you tickle him, guess what? I don't give a shit! these couples will also give each other ridiculously corny and stupid pet names that 'normal' couples wouldn't even think was abnormal. I had many many boyfriends and I would call them either baby,babe or sexy.
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