You can sit on your bosses lap and get a promotion
When you hug a friend people wont assume your homosexual
You can cry yourself out of getting a speeding ticket
You can cry in public and not be embarrassed
If your dumb people will find it cute
Women got off the Titanic first
Adorable clothes and sexy underclothes
Your not labeled as the devil if you don't call him the next day
We look effin gorgeous in men's clothes men in ours look ridiculous
New lipstick gives a whole new lease to life
Condoms make no difference to your enjoyment of sex plus you don't have to wear one
You have the ability to dress yourself
Girls mature much faster then boys
Women who like younger men are accepted and called Cougars men who like younger girls are pedophiles and perverts that's why many are in jail d=
Men die first so we get all their money
WHY IT ALSO SUCKS TO BE A WOMAN
The risk for us to get rapped is higher then men's
Men in hockey masks attack and mug us
Our periods....suck!
Giving birth its like squeezing a watermelon out from something the size of a peach pit
Our paying salary in the working field is lower then men's
Monday, 25 July 2011
Wednesday, 2 March 2011
10 MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE ON FACE BOOK
THE CONSTANT UPDATER
Yes we get the point,But you don't have to tell us every little fucking thing your doing! We don't care! things like... 'Rob just got out the shower'! 'Becca just got home from school' 'Paul is going to bed' We get the point!
THE LEACH
This person will comment on every effin thing you post your pictures your updates hell! Even your relashonship status! This person will follow you all over facebook and comment on every little thing you do
THE CREEP
Ever got a friend request from a 50 year old man named Dave? The guy who will comment on a attractive girls photo telling her how amazing she looks in her bikini and she's the most beautiful girl in the whole world and commenting on your photo with you in your cute prom dress how adorable you look
THE OVERLY IN LOVE COUPLE
Theres always that one person who over express their love for the partner on facebook by writing shit like 'Me and Mike are just so in love! I love you Bobear'! Gag me! I get it you're in love and it really shows! Every update you post is about your lame partner hell! Even there photo is of them both!
THE NEW PARENT
Yes,we know how excited you are to have a baby but really now,Is it really needed to post all those bloody photo's of her baby all over your wall? things like 'OMG! Timmy just crawled today'! 'Timmy looks so darn cute when he sleeps'! 'Timmy just learnt to count to three'! You might find it cute but others find it disturbing and annoying
THE DRUNK TAGGER
Not everyone wants to know what you did on the weekend,Big deal you went to a party got so drunk you passed out in the bath tub and snorted coke off a kids back we all been there but this person will tag endless photo's of themselves with their head lodged in the shitter beacause yes..people want to see that we're very curious to know what you have been doing in other words..We just don't care!
THE GUY AND HIS CAR
Ever notice there is at least one guy on facebook who always poses with his car? Leaning on his car,over his car,on his car. Yes we know you love your car and it shows! And in every photo with a guy and his car its a junked out shitter on wheels that he washed just for the countless photo's he took of his car and him like they are a married couple worse yet he might even be hugging his car This is very discouraging! There is nearly any chicks with their hot rides unles she's in a string bikini and posing on a Lamborghini then we want to see it
THE PERSON WHO IS ALWAYS HOLDING AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE IN EVERY SINGLE PHOTO
This guy is always seen with a beer in his hand,No he's not a Frat Boy from College people are surprised that he isn't seen in bed with his girlfriend or wife with a beer bottle but if you do look through his photo's long enough you might find one. This guy is eaither with a beer bottle or posing with a beer bottle,we get it you love your beer and showing off your gross beer belly spilling over your jeans (Ew!) No woman finds this irresistibly sexy unles she's a mountain woman with barbaric behaviour
THE GAMER
He's played every game of face book and he invites you to play all of them too,he will send you endless innervations to join him on Mafia Wars and FarmVille and when you do finally join he will send you an endless praid of gifts you need a cow on FarmVille he's got you a cow you need a new gun? He's got you a new gun this guy will do that
THE MISERY SPREADER
This girl will complain about everything that's shit in her life her cat died,her boyfriend Tom dumped her,She got a bad grade in school,She lost her favourite shoes what ever goes wrong for her she will share it wide openly
Yes we get the point,But you don't have to tell us every little fucking thing your doing! We don't care! things like... 'Rob just got out the shower'! 'Becca just got home from school' 'Paul is going to bed' We get the point!
THE LEACH
This person will comment on every effin thing you post your pictures your updates hell! Even your relashonship status! This person will follow you all over facebook and comment on every little thing you do
THE CREEP
Ever got a friend request from a 50 year old man named Dave? The guy who will comment on a attractive girls photo telling her how amazing she looks in her bikini and she's the most beautiful girl in the whole world and commenting on your photo with you in your cute prom dress how adorable you look
THE OVERLY IN LOVE COUPLE
Theres always that one person who over express their love for the partner on facebook by writing shit like 'Me and Mike are just so in love! I love you Bobear'! Gag me! I get it you're in love and it really shows! Every update you post is about your lame partner hell! Even there photo is of them both!
THE NEW PARENT
Yes,we know how excited you are to have a baby but really now,Is it really needed to post all those bloody photo's of her baby all over your wall? things like 'OMG! Timmy just crawled today'! 'Timmy looks so darn cute when he sleeps'! 'Timmy just learnt to count to three'! You might find it cute but others find it disturbing and annoying
THE DRUNK TAGGER
Not everyone wants to know what you did on the weekend,Big deal you went to a party got so drunk you passed out in the bath tub and snorted coke off a kids back we all been there but this person will tag endless photo's of themselves with their head lodged in the shitter beacause yes..people want to see that we're very curious to know what you have been doing in other words..We just don't care!
THE GUY AND HIS CAR
Ever notice there is at least one guy on facebook who always poses with his car? Leaning on his car,over his car,on his car. Yes we know you love your car and it shows! And in every photo with a guy and his car its a junked out shitter on wheels that he washed just for the countless photo's he took of his car and him like they are a married couple worse yet he might even be hugging his car This is very discouraging! There is nearly any chicks with their hot rides unles she's in a string bikini and posing on a Lamborghini then we want to see it
THE PERSON WHO IS ALWAYS HOLDING AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE IN EVERY SINGLE PHOTO
This guy is always seen with a beer in his hand,No he's not a Frat Boy from College people are surprised that he isn't seen in bed with his girlfriend or wife with a beer bottle but if you do look through his photo's long enough you might find one. This guy is eaither with a beer bottle or posing with a beer bottle,we get it you love your beer and showing off your gross beer belly spilling over your jeans (Ew!) No woman finds this irresistibly sexy unles she's a mountain woman with barbaric behaviour
THE GAMER
He's played every game of face book and he invites you to play all of them too,he will send you endless innervations to join him on Mafia Wars and FarmVille and when you do finally join he will send you an endless praid of gifts you need a cow on FarmVille he's got you a cow you need a new gun? He's got you a new gun this guy will do that
THE MISERY SPREADER
This girl will complain about everything that's shit in her life her cat died,her boyfriend Tom dumped her,She got a bad grade in school,She lost her favourite shoes what ever goes wrong for her she will share it wide openly
Tuesday, 15 February 2011
NEWS FLASH! MEN AND WOMEN ARE NOT ALIKE!
BREAK UPS
A woman will sit at home and bawl for endless hours about how Danny broke her heart and was seen out necking with Trisha from her nail and hair salon. She will create an angry poem called All Men Are Compleat Idiots call over Gloria,Sandy,Molly and Lisa to eat chocolate watch chick flicks and cry some more..
Men however will grab his boys Jack,Steve,Mark and Stephan and hit the bar drink until he's drunk and whooping at a sexy woman's legs when she passes by,Then hit the strippers joint and oggle at sexy naked women hump stripper poles in slutty outfits his night is made when he finally hooks up with that cute Dutch Stripper Phoebe in an private room.
GETTING READY
A woman will spend endless hours getting ready finding the right shoes,clothes and bag to match her outfit then she'd have to make her hair look just right while her husband Samuel is downstairs nagging her to hurry up so they can go to Pizza Hut.
Men will throw on what ever they find on the floor,smells alright? Good! He will put it on,he might even wear what he passed out drunk in last night if he could without you smelling him to make sure he smells alright
SHOPPING
A woman will spend endless hours at the mall going store to store she will take endless rows of clothes into the change room and try on every little piece of clothing if she likes it..she'll buy it
A man will go get what he needs and get out of there he will spend five minutes or less
ROLE PLAYING
A woman prefers to have 30 to 40 mins of role playing before sex
A man considers role playing apart of driving back to his or her place
A woman will sit at home and bawl for endless hours about how Danny broke her heart and was seen out necking with Trisha from her nail and hair salon. She will create an angry poem called All Men Are Compleat Idiots call over Gloria,Sandy,Molly and Lisa to eat chocolate watch chick flicks and cry some more..
Men however will grab his boys Jack,Steve,Mark and Stephan and hit the bar drink until he's drunk and whooping at a sexy woman's legs when she passes by,Then hit the strippers joint and oggle at sexy naked women hump stripper poles in slutty outfits his night is made when he finally hooks up with that cute Dutch Stripper Phoebe in an private room.
GETTING READY
A woman will spend endless hours getting ready finding the right shoes,clothes and bag to match her outfit then she'd have to make her hair look just right while her husband Samuel is downstairs nagging her to hurry up so they can go to Pizza Hut.
Men will throw on what ever they find on the floor,smells alright? Good! He will put it on,he might even wear what he passed out drunk in last night if he could without you smelling him to make sure he smells alright
SHOPPING
A woman will spend endless hours at the mall going store to store she will take endless rows of clothes into the change room and try on every little piece of clothing if she likes it..she'll buy it
A man will go get what he needs and get out of there he will spend five minutes or less
ROLE PLAYING
A woman prefers to have 30 to 40 mins of role playing before sex
A man considers role playing apart of driving back to his or her place
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