BREAK UPS
A woman will sit at home and bawl for endless hours about how Danny broke her heart and was seen out necking with Trisha from her nail and hair salon. She will create an angry poem called All Men Are Compleat Idiots call over Gloria,Sandy,Molly and Lisa to eat chocolate watch chick flicks and cry some more..
Men however will grab his boys Jack,Steve,Mark and Stephan and hit the bar drink until he's drunk and whooping at a sexy woman's legs when she passes by,Then hit the strippers joint and oggle at sexy naked women hump stripper poles in slutty outfits his night is made when he finally hooks up with that cute Dutch Stripper Phoebe in an private room.
GETTING READY
A woman will spend endless hours getting ready finding the right shoes,clothes and bag to match her outfit then she'd have to make her hair look just right while her husband Samuel is downstairs nagging her to hurry up so they can go to Pizza Hut.
Men will throw on what ever they find on the floor,smells alright? Good! He will put it on,he might even wear what he passed out drunk in last night if he could without you smelling him to make sure he smells alright
SHOPPING
A woman will spend endless hours at the mall going store to store she will take endless rows of clothes into the change room and try on every little piece of clothing if she likes it..she'll buy it
A man will go get what he needs and get out of there he will spend five minutes or less
ROLE PLAYING
A woman prefers to have 30 to 40 mins of role playing before sex
A man considers role playing apart of driving back to his or her place
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