Why Twilight sucks shit

1.) Edward and Bella's relationship is far beyond disturbing I had to painfully watch the fucking movies to get my ranting down to pat. Edward's controlling and Bella's a pussy bitch for letting him control her,she closes off from her friends and family just to be with this stupid,sparkly fruitcake! their relationship actually makes me violently sick, I honestly tried my damnest to sit through a Twilight movie without making nagitive mental notes to myself about how shitty it is!. All I got to say is Edward is pussy whipped!. Last time I checked Vampires don't love humans they kill them and drink their blood!. So seriously Twihards get fucking lives and actually watch movies that will cost your worth while time watch actual vampire movies like Van Helsing,Blade and The Underworld! now those are real vampires! not pansy sparkling bitches.

2.) Bella's entire life depends on Edward,she can't function without him,I was beyond pissed when I watched New Moon. Yes breakup sucks! but come on bitch! move on! she literary sat there sobbing and weeping wondering why her Eddycakes left her for weeks and weeks,and for fuck sake she even had nightmares about the sparkling fruitcake! and she suddenly turns into this major adrenalin junkie and shit. Last time I broke up with a boyfriend I cried for oh shit like five minutes,got up had a beer,and hit the bar to seek out some sexy college aged boys! it ain't that hard Bella,so stop acting like a fucking pussy whipped baby and live life!.

3.) But really the fans piss me off the most,they are so sucked into such a shitty franchise's,that its eye opening. I go down every Friday to my local book store to read a book and have some starbucks,I seen a group of tittering tween girls oggling and rubbing ageist a giant ass Edward cut out!. I felt violently sick,I really couldn't finish my iced coffee, it just shows how stupid girls are into being sucked into something so petty and retarded, the latest thing I been sucked into was, Gay Pornography and Cookie Dough ice cream!. 

4.) There is no story line to it! no plot! the whole Twilight saga is purely pointless and yeah nothing gets my motor going then a sparkling dickhead (Sarcasm) I was actually rooting for James to kill Bella in Twilight wipe out that whiny bitch,and notice how Bella can't even fucking defend herself! she's all 'Oh Edward save me! save me Edward I'm so helpless I can't do shit'!. 

5.) Bella's a slut,nuff said! all she wants to do is bang obviously sex is important in relationships,cause it brings a couple closer but Bella would open her legs for anybody,anybody!. The slut imposes that her legs have an open and close sign this is not sexy Bella,this imposes 'I'm an easy bitch,now rape the living shit outta me'